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Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween?
Me: Drunk!
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
A "hollow-weenie!"
For Halloween I'm going to write "Life" on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers
Which ghost is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man!
This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
"Halloween" = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
I'll be your trick if you'll be my treat.
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween?
Pump kin!
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?
On Fry Day
What's a monsters favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you call a Halloween boner?
Petrified wood
What do you call a dancing ghost?
Polka-haunt-us
Q: How do you write a book about halloween?
A: With a ghostwriter.
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
decides that he would like to wear a costume that conceals his slightly
odd appearance, but can't think of any costumes that would look good and
do the job. Out of ideas, he writes a note to a costume company
explaining his issue. A few days later a package arrives with a note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have emphasized his wooden leg, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. So again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.
The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have emphasized his wooden leg, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. So again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.
The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
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