Wednesday, December 18, 2013

tamil dirty jokes

tamil dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob

 Source:- Google.com.pk

Why r women considered stronger than men?
Ans: B'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2
stones with the help of crane!

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Lady to doctor "a vibrator stuck in my pussy"
Doctor "lay down, I will take it out"
Lady "No!, pls. change its battery".
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Lady: "doctor, I feel very weak."
Dr: "how many times do u have sex?"
Lady: "5 times, mon-fri."
Dr: "cut down Wed."
Lady: "but that's the only day I m with my husband!"
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What is the difference between the Indian cricketer & condom?
Cricketer drops the catch and condom catches the drop!!!!!
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If u have 2 balls between ur legs,then u r a man, but if u have 4 balls between ur legs, don't think u r a superman, there's someone fucking u.
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2 men went to prostitute, 1st one went inside, after he came out, he says My
wife is BETTER.
2nd one went inside & after he came out he says, Yes, your WIFE is certainly
BETTER!!
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A dying man in a desert made 2 WISHES:
In next life, he wants to have free water to drink & to see women ass
everyday.
He died & his next life...........
He was a TOILET POT.
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A Husband said to his wife: "If u r in mood of sex, just shake my dick
twice.
I'll understand.
Wife asked, "If I am not then?"
Husband replied, "Then shake it 61-62 times!!!!!!!!"
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tamil dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob





tamil dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob





tamil dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob





tamil dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob





tamil dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob





tamil dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob    




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