Sunday, December 22, 2013

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  • A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." 
  • Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired.." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."
dirty jokes in english in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob




dirty jokes in english in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob


dirty jokes in english in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob


dirty jokes in english in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob



dirty jokes in english in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob



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