Wednesday, December 18, 2013

best dirty jokes

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One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen". The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick". Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats". On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using. Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey. Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!

THis guy walks into a bar, and the bar tender has a bottle of 50 dollar bills on the counter. the guy ask whats the bottle of 50's for the guy says gimme 50 and ill tell you. the guy says fuck that. So after about 8 drinks the guy give him 50. the bar tender says ok I'll give you this bottle if u do 3 tasks. #1 drink this glass of Vodka and dont make a face, #2 theres a dog outside with aa tooth ach pull the tooth and bring it to me, #3 lastly theres and old women who has never had an orgasmim give her one. The guy smashes the vodka no problem, goes outside and finds the dog the guys inside hear all kinds of barking and screams and shit so after about ten minutes they figure he's dead. then he walks in and says ok where the old lady with the tooth ach.

best dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob




best dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob





best dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob




best dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob





best dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob





best dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob





best dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob



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