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Are you 2x? Because I want to integrate you from 10 to 13!
I derived your mom last night.
It was f prime.
How is sex like math?
1. Half the time I get an odd result.
2. If my hands aren’t enough, I end up using my head.
3. I always wonder how the person next to me is doing on his work.
4. My average at each is pretty dismal.
What is 69 and 69?
Dinner for four..
What is 6.9?
Good sex interrupted by a period.
Q: If you go to bed 8 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
A: 7 hours, 57 minutes – who cares what she wants!
At this moment 5 million are having sex, 2 million are in gun fights,
91 million at a party, and one sad loser is reading this joke
A graduate student of mathematics who used to come to the
university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.
“Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know.”It’s a
`thank you’ present”, he explains, “from that freshman girl I’ve been
tutoring. But the story is kind of weird…” “Tell us!” “Well”, he
starts, “yesterday she called me on the phone and told me that she
had passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to thank me in
person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her bicycle. But when
I had
let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes off, lay down on my bed,
smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me whatever you desire!’” One of his friends remarks: “You made a really smart choice when you took the bicycle.”
“Yeah”, another friend adds, “just imagine how silly you would
have looked in girls clothes – and they wouldn’t have fit you anyway!”
Source:- Google.com.pk
Are you 2x? Because I want to integrate you from 10 to 13!
I derived your mom last night.
It was f prime.
How is sex like math?
1. Half the time I get an odd result.
2. If my hands aren’t enough, I end up using my head.
3. I always wonder how the person next to me is doing on his work.
4. My average at each is pretty dismal.
What is 69 and 69?
Dinner for four..
What is 6.9?
Good sex interrupted by a period.
Q: If you go to bed 8 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
A: 7 hours, 57 minutes – who cares what she wants!
At this moment 5 million are having sex, 2 million are in gun fights,
91 million at a party, and one sad loser is reading this joke
A graduate student of mathematics who used to come to the
university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.
“Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know.”It’s a
`thank you’ present”, he explains, “from that freshman girl I’ve been
tutoring. But the story is kind of weird…” “Tell us!” “Well”, he
starts, “yesterday she called me on the phone and told me that she
had passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to thank me in
person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her bicycle. But when
I had
let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes off, lay down on my bed,
smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me whatever you desire!’” One of his friends remarks: “You made a really smart choice when you took the bicycle.”
“Yeah”, another friend adds, “just imagine how silly you would
have looked in girls clothes – and they wouldn’t have fit you anyway!”
dirty math jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images
in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob
dirty math jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images
in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob
dirty math jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images
in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob
dirty math jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images
in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob
dirty math jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images
in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob
dirty math jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images
in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob
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