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A man and his wife go to their
honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected
on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband,
"When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was
going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I
wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits
dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she
asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if
I did a pretty good job."
As an airplane is about to crash,
a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm
going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and
asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make
me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his
shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
One morning a woman was walking
out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the
bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she
says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the
goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your
first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I
want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK,
you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second
wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too."
"My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says
"OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have
to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what
it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes
the woman up.
"Tell me," says the
man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the
man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
really dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images
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really dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images
in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob
really dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images
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really dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images
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really dirty jokes in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images
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