Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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 Dirty Jokes in Hindi
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Santa – Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di?
Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
Santa – Kya hua?
Banta – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nahi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”
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Boyz Mentality :-
Ye jo aag dim me lagi hai zamane me laga dunga,
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Uski doli jo uthi,
to
Koi baat nahi smart hoon dusri pata loonga…;)
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Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..
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Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??
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Hindi Jokes 
Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? 
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi 


Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? 
Student: vidya ke khaatir 
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? 
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir 


Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi? 
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap? 
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga 

1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho. 
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi. 


Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na. 
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor. 


Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna. 
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai 

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo. 
Patient: teek hai doctor 
(ek hafte ke baad) 
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya? 
Patient: nahi doctor. 
Doctor: kyu nahi? 
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe  Funny Hindi Jokes 
1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho? 
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo 
 

Dirty Jokes inHindi in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob 

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Dirty Jokes inHindi in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob 

Dirty Jokes inHindi in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob 

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Dirty Jokes inHindi in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob 

Dirty Jokes inHindi in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob 

Dirty Jokes inHindi in hindi on girls for teenagers in hindi images in english short tumblr in urdu about men spongbob